Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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