doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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