there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
