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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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