Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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