Buhtt sex?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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