Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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