He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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