its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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