Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
its not stalking. its research.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Randomize
