to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?