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• (817): View more from Texas

  Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

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  yea

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  turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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• (914): View more from New York

  She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Whats the count minus fat chicks?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Why are you speaking in third person?

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  Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control

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  Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."

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• (253): View more from Washington

  If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There are no winners in a lube eating competition.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!

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