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(574): View more from Indiana

Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

so you masturbated because Oprah told you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(407): View more from Florida

Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.

(1-407): View more from Florida

Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.

(407): View more from Florida

Bro? You just made it a target.

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(310): View more from California

I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.

(1-310): View more from California

Make one for john too.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.

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(970): View more from Colorado

So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all

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(678): View more from Georgia

So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

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