he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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