Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.