Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool http://tfl.nu/pe2b
  Replies (13) Good night (558) Bad night (888)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person http://tfl.nu/pnlg
  Replies (55) Good night (3423) Bad night (580)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom? http://tfl.nu/hpn8
  Replies (31) Good night (1272) Bad night (6043)
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day. http://tfl.nu/o792
  Replies (24) Good night (4842) Bad night (589)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group. http://tfl.nu/a06b
  Replies (7) Good night (5490) Bad night (774)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way. http://tfl.nu/5f04
  Replies (8) Good night (4882) Bad night (1033)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time. http://tfl.nu/5sl5
  Replies (7) Good night (5308) Bad night (1102)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench. http://tfl.nu/bsle
  Replies (9) Good night (3292) Bad night (974)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend. http://tfl.nu/x0gc
  Replies (10) Good night (1874) Bad night (1257)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS http://tfl.nu/c3uu
  Replies (15) Good night (2275) Bad night (578)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???

  (1-303): View more from Colorado

  all of the above

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after??? (1-303): all of the above http://tfl.nu/yvgg
  Replies (2) Good night (1425) Bad night (342)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it. http://tfl.nu/a8sj
  Replies (4) Good night (617) Bad night (375)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever

  (281): View more from Texas

  I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever (281): I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE http://tfl.nu/gxon
  Replies (4) Good night (914) Bad night (269)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now. http://tfl.nu/7ifv
  Replies (0) Good night (428) Bad night (196)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes http://tfl.nu/jvzn
  Replies (1) Good night (560) Bad night (361)

Randomize