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(617): View more from Massachusetts

to do: lose virginity to hamster dance

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

no his phone, idiot.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

did u get his digits?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...

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27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Read it at the TFLN blog
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.

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(740): View more from Ohio

You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong

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(662): View more from Mississippi

i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up

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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?

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