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  Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.

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  I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Fuck appropriateness.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.

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  Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

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• (323): View more from California

  Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?

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