Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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