if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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