we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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