Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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