Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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