Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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