Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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