my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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