I cockslap morals
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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