then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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