I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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