ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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