thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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