my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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