Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
