"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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