the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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