the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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