Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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