is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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