He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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