Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize
