Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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