omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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