what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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