it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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