Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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