why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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