Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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