So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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