hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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