You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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