Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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Spinning.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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