He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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