Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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