Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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