You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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