He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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