Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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