OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
