I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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